what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square

(via ugly)


savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

(via fake-mermaid)


yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

image

(via condom)


ecstasysmom:

Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part

ecstasysmom:

Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part

(via pizza)


kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

(via relahvant)


(via schoolfact)


guccier:

goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend

(via cumfort)


(via breakinq)


guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

(via fake-mermaid)


gnarly:

I have 4 personalities:

1. When I’m alone

2. When I’m around friends

3. When I’m around my parents

4. When I’m around someone I like

(via gnarly)